Get together an emergency kit

I believe that many of the people of New Orleans and the victims of Katrina would have faired much better if they were more prepared like these folks. For future disasters let's review.........

White Trash Survival Kit

Toilet Paper....................................check
Bud Light........................................check
KeystoneIce....................................check
Budweiser.......................................check
Red Dog...........................................check
Misc. other bottles of alcohol........check
Piece of plywood to float your chick and booze on ...check

Next time let's all be more prepared.