Some Funnies: November 2005

Real life quotes:

It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
- Albert Einstein

Yield to temptation.It may not pass your way again.
- Lazarus Long

I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the Future.
- J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

There are still people leading normal lives. Why can't I be one of them?"
- Walter Matthau

We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.
- J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

Q: Why is Life so strange?
A: Because if we knew what was going on, we wouldn't put up with it.
- Dr. Nell Hartley

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about.
- Edward Abbey

Do you know why God withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.
- Mrs. Patrick Campbell (English actress)

Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
- Former U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower

In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.
- English proverb

The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives.
- Albert Einstein

The most damaging phrase in the language is: It's always been done that way.
- Admiral Grace Hopper (1906-1992)

Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.
- J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President This guy says a lot of stupid

Women will forgive anything.Otherwise, the race would have died out long ago.
- Robert A. Heinlein

A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be?
I always say How to Build a Boat
- Steven Wright

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
- G. K. Chesterton

I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.
- John Wayne

Now that's an interesting way of looking at it!!!