How many Dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Part I

Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Pug: Go change the light bulb. I'll be right here. . . supervising.

Chihuahua: "We don't need no stinking light bulb."