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GOOD
Madison, WI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, butwasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boywas standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAPHEAD." The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with asign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just selllemonade!

BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automatedradar post in La Crosse, WI. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Beingcute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The policeresponded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As Wisconsin State TrooperOfficer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, shesaid, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State TroopersBall. "He replied, "Wisconsin State Troopers don't have balls." There wasa moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd justsaid. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. Shewas laughing too hard to start her car